You can't fucking stop me!

The Nuggets are certainly making a lot of noise. After that fracas in the Garden, which gobbled up most of the media attention, they go ahead and make the biggest trade of the past 3 seasons. I can’t say I blame them for getting Allen Iverson. With their current roster, they only had an outside chance of toppling Dallas or San Antonio. Now, they’ve upgraded from outside chance to moderate chance just by making the move. Without even playing a single game with Iverson, teams are (or should be) already afraid of the Nuggets just by the thought of them. Whether or not that fear is justified will be known come playoff time.

I like this trade for a couple of reasons:

1. This isn’t trading for Steve Francis when you already have Stephon Marbury. This is trading for Shaquille O’Neal when you already have Dwyane Wade.
2. This isn’t Toronto or Seattle trading for a washed up star like Hakeem Olajuwon or Patrick Ewing like they did early this century. This is Phoenix trading for Charles Barkley when he still has some superstar gas left in his tank.
3. Allen Iverson at 31 years old is not Allen Iverson at 25. I’m sure he knows what it takes to win, having gone to the Finals that one time. He knows he has to sacrifice his game. Heck, I’m sure, after all those years of doing everything himself, he welcomes the chance to lay back a bit, and defer to a budding star like Carmelo Anthony.
4. This team isn’t coached by a fruit like Isiah Thomas. This team doesn’t run an offense that fits the style of its players terribly (like Thomas’ offense with the Knicks. You have two (three if you count Crawford) of the most ball-hungry, prolific scoring point guards in the league and you run a motion-based offense?) This Nuggets team is coached by the same guy who coached Shawn Kemp and Gary Payton into co-existence and a trip to the finals and coached Sam Cassell, Glenn Robinson and Ray Allen to the conference finals. He can handle egos and guys who want to score. He also runs one of the fastest-paced offenses in the league.

Let's do some top 10s.

Top 10 worst signings of the 21st century

1. Nene Hilario
2. Adonal Foyle
3. Zach Randolph
4. Jerome James
5. Wally Szcerbiak
6. Zydrunas Ilgauskas
7. Chris Webber
8. Michael Finley (he makes more than Tim Duncan)
9. Larry Hughes (horrible fit)
10. Michael Redd (When a 3rd banana makes this much money for your team, your team sucks)

Top 10 Most Overrated players today

1. Mike Bibby
2. Ray Allen
3. Michael Redd
4. Peja Stojakovic
5. Jermaine O'Neal
6. Dwyane Wade (and his tag-team partner, Bennet Salvatore)
7. Stephon Marbury
8. Tony Parker
9. Josh Smith
10. Samuel Dalembert

Top 10 stinky looking players

1. Antoine Walker
2. Shaquille O'Neal
3. Jason Maxiell
4. Desagana Diop
5. Paul Pierce
6. Zach Randolph
7. Andrew Bynum
8. Marc Jackson
9. Jamal Tinsley
10. Mehmet Okur

Top 10 underrated players

1. Leandro Barbosa
2. Caron Butler
3. Marcus Williams
4. Mike Miller
5. Andres Nocioni
6. Joe Johnson
7. Deron Williams
8. David Lee
9. Ron Artest
10. Chauncey Billups

AI Wants Out

Allen Iverson has informed Sixers GM Billy King that he wants to be traded. Finally. One of the guys who deserve a ring but doesn’t have one will move out of the mired mediocrity in Phildelphia and try his luck with another team. Given of course that a trade does push through. Let’s face it, the Sixers aren’t going anywhere in the next 2-3 years and are going to waste what’s left of Allen Iverson’s prime (if they haven’t wasted it already). After playing with another failed sidekick experiment (Chris Webber) and a couple of overpaid role players (Sam Dalembert, Kyle Korver, Kevin Ollie), AI gets a chance to play for a contender, or at least he can turn a so-so team into one, ala Sheed-to-the-Pistons. Well, hopefully.

I have a couple of teams on my mind that sound pretty good,

Atlanta – package Speedy Claxton, Lo Wright, Josh Childress and Marvin Williams/1^st rounder for AI, Korver/Dalembert and Ollie.

Minnesota – Randy Foye, Troy Hudson, Mike James, Ricky Davis for AI, Korver, Carney and Ollie

Boston – Theo Ratliff/Wally Szcerbiak, Delonte West, Gerald Green/Rondo/Al Jefferson for AI and maybe Korver, Green, Carney, depending on who ends up getting traded.

Memphis – Eddie Jones, Mike Miller, Stromile Swift/Brian Cardinal, Rudy Gay for AI, Samuel Dalembert, Rodney Carney/Willie Green/draft pick

I don’t buy Denver getting in on AI, same with the Knicks and the Blazers.

Never bet on the Boston Celtics. The guys in green blew another big lead against the New Jersey Nets that snapped the Nets' 6 game losing streak and left the Celts scratching their heads. They lost the game down the stretch by running two goofy plays that ended up in a bad shot and a turnover. Just fire Doc and hire Bill Simmons to coach already.

The Nuggets offense looks unstoppable. They are just running everyone out of the building when they're playing fast, and Melo is killing the other team on his post ups when they play slow. Who needs Kmart when you have Eddie Najera, Joe Smith and Reggie Evans crashing the boards and grabbing nuts? (Oh wait, the latter is just Evans). Andre Miller is thriving on the open court, lobbing the ball like crazy. Camby is swatting shots like the ball was made of pure fart and grabbing rebounds like they were free sexy whores. Oh and JR Smith. Now he's a sexy pick for Most Improved. The guy is a perfect fit for a team that lacked athelticism and shooting from the 2 spot. The guy is averaging 18 a game. Who averages 18 a game playing alongside Melo? He's also hitting 3 threes a game. To top it all off, the guy has hops like crazy. The Nuggets are my sexy sleeper pick for this year. They just have that '04-05 Suns feel to them.

Is there anybody dressed more ridiculous in sports today than Montell Vontavious Porter? I mean what the fuck. What the hell is that outfit supposed to be? Futuristic? Haha. It reminds of about 10 years ago when Farooq Hasaan first came to the WWE. He had this funky looking outfit with a helmet that made him look like a gay gladiator from the year 3000.